Oh, and Also...You Need Air to Breathe

This was the headline of the LA Daily News last Sunday, and when I passed by the newsstand, I actually laughed out loud.

Yeah, they did an EXPOSE about porn in the valley.  Hey people-- did you know there's PORN IN THE VALLEY?   Seriously-- isn't this something that everyone who lives here for any period of times just knows, along with the fact that while it SAYS it's only 5 miles from Santa Monica to West Hollywood, if you leave at 4:00 pm on a Friday, it takes 3 hours to get there?  Did the people at the LA Daily News not see Boogie Nights?  All I'm saying is-- this is not news, at least not to me or to anyone I know.  The valley-- it's where they make porn.  Oh, and if you're reading from somewhere else, this just in: THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY IS WHERE PORN COMES FROM.

Seriously-- someone needs to get the LA Daily News some modern conveniences, like a mimeograph machine and maybe some access to this "internet" thing that I hear is taking off now.  Because at the rate they're going, they're just about to break the OJ story.