Overheard in CVS

Well, actually it was Stephan and I saying this, but it was pretty amusing so I thought I'd share.  Plus, since I'm doing my slavish word count every day for National Novel Writing Month and editing another book at the same time, I barely even have time to log in to this blog to see if Mischa Barton's fan club is still SENDING PEOPLE OVER HERE WITH A LINK INSIDE A THREAD.  Yeah, that's the way to make me go away.  Send more people over here.   

Me:  "Why does that guy have a fire extinguisher on his bicycle, and why is that bicycle inside CVS?  This whole thing makes no sense."

Stephan:  "I think you're overlooking the fact that he's wearing argyle socks and a cape.  The fire extinguisher is really the least of his concern."

In case you like this kind of bizarre randomness, there is a whole site called "Overheard in New York," which you should most assuredly hurry over to right now and spend some quality work time. 

Comments

[meeshhead]

Quote:
"I barely even have time to log in to this blog to see if Mischa Barton's fan club is still SENDING PEOPLE OVER HERE WITH A LINK INSIDE A THREAD. Yeah, that's the way to make me go away. Send more people over here."
We don't want you to go away. We just want you yo get your facts straight and stop bashing someone who doesn't deserve it!

[Lather30]

Very true - we don't mind people talking about Mischa, or even criticising her, as long as they take their time to get their facts right. As far as we're concerned, everyone has the right to voice their own opinions about Mischa and everything else. What we don't like are lazy folks who just post rubbish without bothering to take their time to see if what they're talking about is correct or not.

[Marissa]

Definetly!!Before you post something just read it through your head first and make sure your facts are straight. Mischa never did anything bad to you...so why are you bashing her.

We're not trying to make you go away we just want you to stop bashing Mischa for nothing. She never did a thing to you. So stop bashing her and get your facts right!

[The Husband]

Ladies, ladies, let's all take a deep breath, and...

Oh, wait. What am I saying? I was going to try to calm you down, but you know what? You just keep doing your kooky Chris Crocker thing. And be sure to mention the offending blog by name whenever you're feeling outraged and want to forward anything to your cohorts. It's www.funnystrange.net. That's the place that keeps mercilessly bashing your dear Mischa! You go git 'em!

On a different note, thanks for the ha-ha credit. However, I have to give it up to my spiritual forbear, whoever he is. This guy (as transcribed by his girlfriend) takes it to new level: http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

[Mischa is my life!]

Besides lurking on one simple thread and spying on us (congrats, btw, nice job!)why dont u take a look at the WHOLE forum??
You'll figure out the endless gap between YOUR image of Mischa and who/how she really is.

The PROUDEST of her fans.

Oh, and if you want to get rid of us you should just stop this lame game. What about leaving Mischa alone?
But I know you won't. Because, no offence here but without our comments your blog would be pretty much...uh, dead?