Eliot Spitzer Transition Period: Things To Do

I know, I know, I haven't been updating!   I've been on the road in New York, New Jersey, and Philadelphia for business, and have been so busy I haven't had time to even post some of the hilarious pictures from my phone.

Since this Eliot Spitzer thing just broke, though, Stephan and I made you this list to tide you over until we get back to L.A. tonight and I can open all my mail, do laundry, and transfer all of my notes into this blog.   This is so sad-- I mean, no matter what side of the fence you're on, I think we all agree that this was a TERRIBLE decision on Spitzer's part, and agree on what a shame it is that this is going to be his legacy instead of some of the great things he accomplished during his career.

That said, we were watching CNN this morning, and when Spitzer said he was resigning effective Monday, March 17, we couldn't stop tossing out funny tidbits about what he might be doing for the next four days.

Top Ten Things Eliot Spitzer is going to do during his "transition" period"

1.  Show Lt. Governor Patterson lunchroom, teach him to use copy machine, tell him who to really call to get your BlackBerry fixed.
2.  Hang head in shame (during office hours).
3.  Change password to porn sites.
4.  Research new, more discreet brothels.
5.  Finally tell off boss-- oh wait, he is the boss.
6.  Not switch back to spreadsheet from Minesweeper game when people come into office.
7.  Jaeger bombs during St. Patrick's Day party on last day of work!  Sweet!
8.  Surf Craigslist for new job listings under "disgraced governors" section.
9.  See if Nevada needs governor.
10. Fuck It.  Two hour lunch.