Last week I posted this fairly-hilarious photo of a slutty Laker girl outfit. And actually, Aahhs has kept the magic going with the outfits, debuting a different completely slutty outfit every single week. I’m sure those Lakers’ wives are just thrilled.
Anyway, after I posted this photo I got an angry email from a reader (who shall remain nameless, ASHLEY), basically saying that she was VERY disappointed that I’d pointed out the outfit, but totally neglected to mention that there was a cardboard JOHN MCCAIN standing right next to the slutty cheerleader, looking all Republican nominee and stuff. He's all "what up, I'm cardboard John McCain, and even though I'm cardboard, I'm still 75 million years old, so I don't care about the slutty outfit on this mannequin."
That’s valid. To be fair, I didn’t even notice him standing there, so amused was I by the model’s outfit (and also? I forgot to mention this—the GIANT BOOBS on the mannequin. Did they order her that way? Was she custom-made in a factory? The whole thing is just too funny for words).
Anyhow, yes—it is super funny that they’ve stood a cardboard John McCain next to the slutty Laker girl. And I’m sorry I didn’t mention it. Actually, today I noticed that they rearrange them every day, I guess to sort of mix up the distribution of politicians to slutty girl mannequins. Today it went: slutty Laker girl mannequin, cardboard cutout of Hilary Clinton, cardboard cutout of Barack Obama, slutty girl, another slutty girl, THEN John McCain. So, cardboard McCain was sad today, because he was farthest away. Or maybe he was happy, because he had the two mannequins to himself. Who knows what goes through the mind of cardboard John McCain?
Oh, and Ashley— you know this means that I’m buying that cardboard John McCain and leaving it in your front yard. Just you wait.
Finally, if you find the whole concept of cardboard cutout people amusing, I really think you should go and get your own from this convenient online retailer that I have discovered. Please, I’m begging you—PLEASE get a cardboard Paris Hilton and put it in your front window. Then take a picture of it, and I’ll make it a permanent feature on this blog.
If McCain is elected, will we be issued cardboard cutouts of him by law? (the McCatriot act)
Posted by: Jarod | Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 08:18 AM