Every once in awhile I read something so funny, it makes me totally jealous, like I wish I wrote it. So today, I will abdicate the throne of funny to someone else.
Now is one of those times. You must, right now, go over to Best of Craig's List and read this post, which is entitled "The loudest vacuum ever on the face of the planet." Yes, it is a little wordy, but it's just so worth it.
That is how loud the vacuum is, people.
