It’s International Stephan Cox Day around here (also known
as Stephan’s birthday), so I am taking the day off to do important birthday
things like getting him an iPhone and taking him to dinner, and making sure he eats enough cookies.
Wish him a happy birthday in the comments, won’t you? Or send him an email. Or call him. Or whatever you like.
He’s the bomb, man, and we need to let him know we’re glad he was born,
some (<number redacted>) years ago today.
On another note, Birthday Boy sent me this link last night,
which is a helpful resource from the United States government as to what to
do when you find mold on certain types of food. I’m sure some of you (Rachel, Jan) who have told me that
when you find mold on food you’re fine to cut it off and eat the food anyway
will find this useful. I want you
to know that after I read this list, I had a dream that I ate at a restaurant,
and as I was walking out I noticed that it had a “C” rating, and then even though there was nothing wrong with me (yet), I went directly to the hospital. That’s how mental the list made me.
For me, every box on the right should say “THROW IT AWAY,
AND TRY NOT TO SCREAM.”
