The notorious SCRAM alcohol ankle bracelet is back, and again I'm wondering how it works. Do they bolt it into your skin, Terminator-style, so it senses the alcohol in your blood? I'm assuming that it detects alcohol in your sweat, so I'm going to just go ahead and point out the obvious solution, which would be to only consume alcohol in a very cold room to make sure that you don't sweat out any of the booze, thereby alerting your parole officer, the judge, and TMZ that you have violated the terms of your bail agreement and need to be taken to jail. Yikes!
Not that I would expect Lindsay Lohan to be smart enough to figure this out, but I did just want to point out that I did a whole post on how weird this was more than two years ago, and now it's back in the news. She set it off again! She's out on bail! Watch out, drivers of Los Angeles! She's on the loose, with no regard for the law.
Seriously, someone needs to just take Lindsay Lohan to Montana and make her work on a farm. It is sad to watch her spiral down like this.
