These two-- just, oh my God. Do they not seem like a ticking time bomb of crazy, even in pictures where they are supposedly together and happy?
I know this sounds mean and I don't know either of them so who am I to talk, but....does this woman remind anyone else of the housekeeper from The Sopranos (the one with one leg who had an affair with Tony)? She has that look in her eye like she was already coming unglued before she had crazy Mel Gibson's baby. And, Mel Gibson, just don't even get me started on how you can see him around Santa Monica all the time, and how much he needs to get over himself, and how if you're in an elevator with him, he will wait for you to acknowledge his Mel Gibson-ness, so I can only imagine what it's like if you live with him and think you're going to be the one to change him, and he's this cipher of neediness who occasionally gets loaded and spews weird and hateful rhetoric about women and the Jews. These two really fall under the "too weird for real life" category, like-- what do they talk about? How do they do regular things like go to the grocery store and take out the garbage? Are either of them capable of paying a bill, or getting a driver's license, or walking a dog? I know, I know, they have people who do these things for them, but you see my point. I don't think you'd call either of them "down to earth," so why would it be reasonable to think they could settle down and have a baby and be in a relationship and have that go well?
Also, how is it helpful for her to tell TMZ that she was dating him for two years while he was still married? Does she think that revelation is going to impact his divorce? Or rather, does she think that her having his baby is even the tip of the iceberg of what must be in those divorce papers? Ha! Robin Gibson was with him for more than 20 years and had six kids with him-- I'm guessing the seventy bazillion dollars she's getting in that divorce settlement is holding back a dam of secrets and that it is probably impossible to surprise her at this point, and that she went "oh, crazy Russian girlfriend and love child? Have fun with that. I'm done." I'm. Just. Saying.
This is a situation for which the phrase "hot mess" was created.