Is it weird that Halloween is on a Monday this year? I’m thinking it is, a little bit. Also, since we had a giant Noreaster over the weekend and got twelve inches of snow, I’m thinking that also might put a kink in the whole “take your kids out trick or treating” plan.
As you might recall, Stephan and I enjoy creating Halloween pumpkins that are slightly abnormal, like our award winning “Gene Simmons from Kiss, Complete with Tongue Made of Ham” of 2005, which received an award from Extreme Pumpkins and was featured in a book.
We thought long and hard this year, and decided to go in a different pop culture direction, and so this year, we bring you….. HeisenPumpkin, complete with blue meth.
This is probably not going to be funny to you if you don’t watch the show “Breaking Bad,” but that is a risk we thought we’d just go ahead and take. Please try to guess what I made the blue meth out of, and also guess how long it took to find the exact right hat to fit the pumpkin’s big head.
Actually no, don’t try to guess.
Also, if you’re so inclined, you might want to amuse yourself by reading this popular post, where we detailed all of the bad non-candy items you can give out this evening in order to get yourself declared “worst house in the neighborhood” and perhaps even get some toilet paper and dog poo thrown at your house.
Finally, I would like to throw out this question—what is with Heidi Klum and the extravagant, often not flattering Halloween costumes? This year she is dressed as HEIDI KLUM WITH NO SKIN, which I think we can agree, is the least sexy Heidi Klum has ever looked with no clothes on. Just--- GAAAHHH! Why does she do this to herself? Is this some kind of German ritual whereby you deny your fantastic beauty one day a year as a sacrifice to the Underworld Gods that are keeping her so impossibly young and thin, despite having had four children back to back?